Sam Rockwell attends the Tribeca Film and The Cinema Society screening of ‘A Single Shot’ after party at Bar Nana on September 19, 2013 in New York City.
What if all women were bigger and stronger than you? And thought they were smarter? What if women were the ones who started wars? What if too many of your friends had been raped by women wielding giant dildos and no K-Y Jelly? What if the state trooper who pulled you over on the New Jersey Turnpike was a woman and carried a gun? What if the ability to menstruate was the prerequisite for most high-paying jobs? What if your attractiveness to women depended on the size of your penis? What if every time women saw you they’d hoot and make jerking motions with their hands? What if women were always making jokes about how ugly penises are and how bad sperm tastes? What if you had to explain what’s wrong with your car to big sweaty women with greasy hands who stared at your crotch in a garage where you are surrounded by posters of naked men with hard-ons? What if men’s magazines featured cover photos of 14-year-old boys with socks tucked into the front of their jeans and articles like: “How to tell if your wife is unfaithful” or “What your doctor won’t tell you about your prostate” or “The truth about impotence”? What if the doctor who examined your prostate was a woman and called you “Honey”? What if you had to inhale your boss’ stale cigar breath as she insisted that sleeping with her was part of the job? What if you couldn’t get away because the company dress code required you wear shoes designed to keep you from running? And what if after all that women still wanted you to love them?
In which Cassidy Tucker expresses all my anger toward issues on Tumblr.
HBO war series meme:
one show: Generation Kill
“Most people in America right now probably think of Iraq as a dangerous country. Now, if I was to stand up, I might get killed. But to us, behind this wheel, it’s pretty safe. So, to us, Iraq is a safe country, right here. I feel pretty safe. Do you feel safe?”
(♠) HBO War Meme: Two Pairings → Joseph Liebgott and David Webster
i. Something Beautiful by Clem Snide, ii. Brainy by The National, iii. I Follow Rivers by Triggerfinger, iv. Landfill by Daughter, v. He Doesn’t Know Why by Fleet Foxes, vi. Undisclosed Desires by Muse, vii. Moth’s Wings by Passion Pit, viii. Quiet Houses by Fleet Foxes, ix. Boats & Birds by Gregory and the Hawk, x. Atlantic by Keane, xi. Re-Offender by Travis, xii. From The Hips by Cursive, xiii. Weights & Measures by Dry The River, xiv. Someone New by Eskobar and Heather Nova.
all my dreams and all the lights mean, nothing if i can’t have you